Lagoon Update: BOO! Get Down!

2
Aug
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So, I know it’s been a while- some might say a long time. And it’s true… Sorry.
 

So what’s been going on?
 

We had a couple of shows… and if you missed it too bad… AHAHAH. It was great to play at the Middle East and the Cantab again.
 
On a completely unrelated side note:

My mom called me the other day (she does this frequently) and she asked how the show at the Cantab went. I said it went fine, Marisa (our drummer, nurrrr) played really well, we had a lot of fun, yada yada yada – essentially the exact same conversation I’ve had with my mom about every concert I’ve ever played.

 

Except… One thing… my mom made a comment about the name “ohhhh, Cantab that’s so clever.” I just nervously responded… Oh ya.. it’s so clever… At the time I had NO IDEA what she was talking about, or what the name Cantab could possibly be about.
 

LAGOON

 
Nope… not Can’t Ab.
 

 
OH I’m RETARDED CAN TAB.
 

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NUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr

 

Ok, Really. So what’s been going on?

 
You might wonder why we have been so quiet? It’s not really anything fun like Pat got cancer and died. It’s more regular run-of-the-mill stuff like pat ran away to Taiwan, or Tahiti, or Thailand (it’s something that starts with a T).
 
I wish I was joking, but he’s gone.
 
We considered calling the police until we saw he was still updating his facebook with pictures: 

 

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Then we realized that everything is normal, and that’s just Pat being Pat.

 

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So, we have decided to take some time off- You know Lagoon, we never take time off *cough*- Until pat comes back. We THINK he’ll be popping through our door in a couple of weeks.
 

Then we are going to gear right up with another online concert! YAY INTERNETS!
  

Check this Ish Out!

 

Our friend and all around Stud , Gustave Cadet, set up a really awesome site featuring some amazing artists in all forms- an aggregate collection of interesting works.

I recommend you check it out. Now. No seriously. Right now. It’s a great way to lose some time!
 

Insert (inspiration)
 

If you don’t, you’re just another ne’er-do-well
 

 
 

SOME OF YOU MIGHT WONDER
 

What I have been concerning myself with over these last couple months – so here you go – all compiled in a neat little list.
 

1. I am ecstatic that the Cardinals finally got a QB that isn’t Matt Leinhart. I might actually consider picking up Fitzy on my fantasy team. YES FANTASY IS CLOSE.
 
2. I just noticed that they finally raised the debt ceiling – politics aside – WHAT THE FUCK TOOK YOU SO LONG
 
3. I read somewhere that they have been making headway in the treatment of Down ’s syndrome. That’s right, the TREATMENT. I thought that was amazing, and proof we are almost exactly like mice.
 
4. 3 of my orchids are blooming, and I couldn’t be happier. I would have made this #3 but seeing 3. 3 next to each other was really confusing, and I hate typing out the world three. DAMINT. DAAA MINT.
 
5. I just heard that Red Wine can prevent sunburn… This is not a joke, and explains why my girlfriend heals so quickly from being a lobster.
 
6. Marisa and I won the B league softball Bronze level championship. I have the mug to prove it.
 
7. From what I can gather, David is still president and CEO of awesome- but polls show that Ron Perlman is gaining steadily in popularity.
 
8. Pat really is not in the US, while he is gone I’ve been storing cat feces in his room and the smell has actually IMPROVED.
 
9. I’ve been collecting cat feces.
 

Damn It Cohagen

 

 
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Lagoon Update: Cheeseburger, Internet Show, The Middle East, Geography

12
Apr
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A new approach

 
Hi friends, it’s good to see you. Happy they finally let you out.
 
 

Time to make love to the Internet

 
No, I did not say “ON” the internet, so your hopes of seeing some sort of Lagoon incestual dance is not going to happen. And seriously, get checked out. You’re sick.
 
We have decided that we are going to start streaming live concerts from our Studio in Boston MA (want to know more about the studio? Go here )
 
 
WHY you might ask? A few reasons…
 
1. Because we can- the technology is there, and we found a way to get GREAT live sound (it’s a secret) – Also Ustream allows us to do this for free with multiple camera angles.
 
2. Everyone can join us – literally everyone
 
3. We hope to expand this show to more acts, have other local artists
 
Pretty cool eh?
 
Let’s go over some details.
 
This show is going to be Friday May 27th at 9pm EST broadcasting LIVE from Lagoon’s Tornado Shelter in Boston MA on our Ustream Site (There’s not much up there now except a test – and someone was a little out of tune)
 
We will also probably be drinking… Wait… Not probably… We will also be drinking, so this is going to be an overall fun time.
 
I’ll update you all closer to the show, and David is going to be designing a stellar poster.
 
   
 

Time to make love to the Middle East

   
 
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Not sure how you want to interpret that headline, but… The Middle East  is an awesome club in Cambridge. We love playing there.
 
We figured since we’re doing an internet show we should ALSO do a live show. We don’t want you to think we are going soft.
 
Here are some tentative details (the date is set in stone):
 
Where: The Middle East  in Cambridge
When: Thursday June 30th
Why: Because it’s been too damn long.
 
This will be our first concert since our 3rd album released…. Wait… You did know our third album came out right? Well if you didn’t, please go buy it. I am not going to fluff around, it’s the only reason why we exist on this earth (link/picture goes to itunes, but it’s on every other site imaginable just search Lagoon Gemini).
 



 
We hope to see you there, and… Again… We’ll update you with the full list of bands, and a sweet ass poster soon.
 
 

Why do some states hate us?

 
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We, as a band, love to track our site statistics. We have had enormous success with our homepage in hits, downloads (our first two albums and previews of our third are free), and even the blog… this blog… the exact same one you are reading.
 
However, recently we have noticed a disturbing trend.
 
Certain states just don’t like our website ( I had to reference a map since I’m Stoopid):
 
Maine
Ohio
South Dakota
Idaho
Nevada
New Mexico
Kansas
Arkansas
Missispippippiiiiippiiiipi
Kentucky
North Carolina
Delaware
 
Hawaii
Alaska
 
Some of these states I can fully understand- like Delaware which is not really a state

Also Kansas – cows can’t type- Arkansas for the same reason.

The one that really bothers me… Nevada!? Really? C’mon… We’ve played shows there; we’ve gambled and hooked there. Just bothers me.
 
Half of Indonesia has clicked on our website, but we can’t even get all of America. I feel like a failure. Know of anyone who lives in these crapholes? Get them to click on our site, and I wont call their home a craphole.
 
   

Old Picture – New Fun

 
My sister, Marisa (the damn drummer in this band), went back to our hometown last week and scanned a whole bunch of old photos. Nothing good can come of this.
 
Let me present to you my ~10 year old self:
 
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Maybe it’s just me… But I did not reminisce when I saw this. I did not question where I was, or who took the picture. I did not even comment on my impressive watch…
 
 
 

The only think I could think of was….
   
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
LAGOON
 
 
The internet has changed me.
 
 

FEATURED POSTER

 
 
For those of you who don’t know, and if you don’t know this shit by now it’s really a shame, @Davidtornado our lead singer is also the mastermind behind all the designs on our website, posters, tee-shirts… everything except Pat’s wardrobe.
 
The band has been together since 2003, that’s 8 years of shows, that’s a shit ton of posters.
 
So we decided to dig some old ones up, and feature them on the blog and the facebook (full gallery in the facebook)
 
 

Enjoy

 
 
LAGOON
 

NO OFFENSE LARRY

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Lagoon – Gemini has Landed! Apollo Program Announced!

4
Apr
0

 
 
 

Fin.

 

 
 
Can you believe it? No, honestly, can you?

 
It has been exactly two years since we broke ground (and wind) on our third album, and now it is DONE. Phew!
 



 
Clicking on the picture above goes directly to itunes, but you might prefer any of the following:

Cdbaby

Amazon
Zune
 
 Ahahah, our music is on Zune. Sorry… We really are pulling out all the stops.
 
This was an endeavor to say the least, we are so happy to have it done, and so excited to get it to you.
 
Right now this is only a digital release, so make sure to pick up a copy of the liner notes off our website – for free of course – what kind of asses would charge for liner notes- that’s like sitting down to a fancy dinner and having to buy a napkin.
 
 


Photo of a big bunny rabbit!

(click picture for an awesome @davidtornado designed .pdf )
 

Please let us know what you think, let us know what you love, what you hate, and what you want to see more of.

   
 

That’s the good news….
   
 
 
What about the great news?!?

 
 
 
 
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No I don’t have a goiter… And that is not great…. What the F is wrong with you?
 
  

The great news is that we have already lined up album #4 which we will start recording in August – So all your feedback we’re going to use to tailor this album, hone it in, draw our sites, hit our mark, nail it on the head… You get it.
 
Also, if you were wondering, we are not going to call the new album Apollo- Nothing against the lord of the sun (dont want to anger him).
 
 
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Heart

 
Some of you might wonder why it’s been so long since I’ve written anything. It’s pretty simple: I wanted to make sure I addressed you when I had something substantial, something meaningful.
 
It’s hard sometimes – the life we have chosen. It has such incredible peaks followed by the lowest of lows (read over the past blogs on this site and you can see for yourself). However, every time we’ve felt we were on the brink, about the lose it all, something comes along and pushes us forward… has to be something to that?
 
Thank you to all our fans that have made this worth it. I hope you know that all our work goes to you, we just want to make you happy, and blast your ear drums with glory.
 

 
 
 
 

BRACKETSUCKOLOGY

   
 
LAGOON
 
   
 
On a completely unrelated note, my March Madness Bracket is so F’ed. Even without playing tonight’s championship game, David has claimed victory:
   
 
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NO OFFENSE LARRY

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Lagoonie In Love – A Gustave Cadet Production

8
Mar
0

 

Hi Friends, before I spill the beans on the huge plans that Lagoon has coming up and blow your mind, I decided to ease into it by giving you a peak at what Gustave Cadet, the rewowned producer/director, has been up to.
 

 
He created a series of mini documentaries on Love, and asked me and my Girlfriend to do it. Check it out!
 

 

Now, wipe those tears from your eyes, and be excited… The beginning of Lagoon’s new journey is very close.
 
 
Gustave is going to be releasing more mini-documentaries and awesome stuff on his Youtube page – check it out!
 

NO OFFENSE LARRY

   
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New baby! (pics) Seafoam’s designer Jessica Frease welcomes her own little Monster

17
Jan
0

 
Jessica Frease and her husband Ryan, our good friends, incredible designers and genius behind our Seafoam Mascot have been blessed with a gorgeous baby girl.
 
Please welcome, Vivian Poppy Frease.
 
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Vivian was born January 15th, weighing 7lbs 2oz. She has also already designed at least three print ads at the ripe old age of 2 (days). There is, without a doubt, that this will be one of the most artistically talented humans that has ever been forged in a baby oven.
 
Jessica has been one of Lagoon’s greatest supporters, providing her wonderful artistic talents for some of our posters and creating our long time Mascot Seafoam. Please take a moment and check out her Website.
 
 
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Lagoon Update: HOLIDAYS, Floating one in!

22
Dec
0

 
Happy Holidays!
 

Holy sh*t it’s almost Christmas again. Chanukah was balls early this year. Kwanza is sometime around now-ish?
 

Ok ok, I’m losing focus!
 

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM ALL OF US AT LAGOON (in lagoon? On lagoon? Upon Lagoon!!??! I hate prepositions or whatever those words are in out under within now)
 
 
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AHHH!!!
 

Our winter “siesta” is almost over; Lagoon’s batteries are nearly charged. We are all going a little insane because we haven’t played a show in over a month! Good lord.
 
So… Here’s a brief rundown of what’s to come and what we have been diligently working on.
 
*Hang on one second Lammergeiger check our schedule*

 
1. New Album
2. New Studio – interweb streaming show to come
3. Live Shows– (including album release show date to be announced soon)
4. New Breasts – David is getting implants
 
We are trying to make 2011 the year of Lagoon. Just like we made 2010 the year of Lagoon, and every year before that since 2003.
 
 
 
I need to get a quick snack before I continue.
 
 
LAGOON

Ok I’m back.

*brushes off crumbs*

 
 

I’M ON A FLOAT
 
 

In just over one week’s time I will be gliding down the road in Pasadena on the Trader Joe’s float in the Rose Parade. I was invited, so don’t think I’m just crashing the party. If you happen to catch the parade, I will be the guy with a 70’s mustache. I figured… Hey… I’ll be on TV in front of millions of people… might as well look as ridiculous as possible right?
 
I’m actually a little nervous… It’s the day after new years. I’ll be in LA the night before partying it up. I am probably going to be hungover or still drunk. I really don’t want to be the guy that gets run over by a float, but I could see that happening.
 
ALSO, I am very excited that Paula Deen is going to be the grand marshal of the parade this year. I really want to meet her. I’m going to keep butter in my pocket in hopes she’ll be drawn to me. I know that works at dog shows with sweetmeats.
 

 
LAGOON

 
BYE

 
I know this was brief, arguably a little too brief. So here is a lamb chair to cheer you up.
 
 

LAGOON
 
 
Until next time, come find us here on these sites that provide information about us and with you to look at for now we have friends here!

 
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T is of Testes (off topic and needlessly descriptive)

8
Nov
0

Not really a band update, but I figured I would share this with you.
 
Without fail, I severely burn myself every 3 to 4 years. In highschool, it was an iron to the upper arm. In college, it was a flaming marshmallow to the nose. And most recently it was an extremely hot cup of tea on my testicles.
 
Granted, the mark this burn left on me was far more emotional than physical. I could say that, other than a few red spots, small blisters and missing hair, I am 100% ok.
 
 
LAGOON
 
I had just sat down on the couch to watch some football. The Colts were losing to the eagles, and I was enjoying a little facebook surfing. My girlfriend had picked up a new variety of tea, something that boasted SUPER antioxidant power so I thought I would try it. I always imagine antioxidants as cancer police in my blood, roaming around chomping free radicals. The extent of my scientific knowledge on the subject ends there.
 
The tea pot whistled. I got my favorite mug. I poured some water. Plopped in the tea bag and set it on the somewhat stable couch arm… It happened exactly how you are now picturing it. I sat down, brushed the glass with my elbow, and in slow motion watched it slip down the arm of the couch dumping the complete contents on my lightly clothed pasty white inner thigh.
 
The involuntary reaction was spectacular. My laptop went flying. I let out a very high pitched yelp, and then pulled my pants down. My brain at this point ceased to grasp the situation. My pants lay in a steaming pile beneath me, but instead of, well… covering myself up, I simply stood there assessing the damage.
 
Like a curious and shocked rodent with an injured limb, I inspected for any serious problems and checked functionality. Not at all realizing that I was, in fact, completely naked from the waste down staring at my own now turtling genitals in front of three very large unfiltered windows two stories above what could only be described as a busy city street.
 
My second embarrassment followed when, in a panic, I pulled my pants back up to find that they were nearly as hot as they were 30 seconds before (damn you water and your high specific heat!). So I pulled them back down, and finally wandered into my room wearing only my gym shoes, no pants, and a waist long white undershirt.
 
Had you been walking below my apartment at ~ 7:23pm November 7th 2010 you would have seen the following sequence of events.
 
1. A man jumps up from his couch throwing his laptop 3 feet into the air
2. Said man turns towards 3 large windows and pulls down his pants
3. Man continues to stand there staring and moving his genitals around in such a away that he could be described as looking “inquisitive”
4. Man pulls pants back up
5. Man throws pants back down.
6. Man turns around and walks slowly into his room
7. Man returns a few seconds later with a bag of frozen broccoli
8. Man puts broccoli on his crotch.
 

Broccoli, is there anything you cant do?

 
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A 24 hour dream – Halloween in Los Angeles

1
Nov
0

A tale.

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Thank you to East West Studio Lagoon Loves you

 

 

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Lagoon Update: Rock Shop 8, Upcomingness, Bat Sex, Flarfingrad (made up)

8
Oct
0

Hi. I am le tired. Doesn’t mean I’m not going to try for you. I will always try for you, my deer.
 

LAGOON
 
 

Rock Shop 8

 
I am not going to lie, going into this I had no idea what to expect. I knew that was going to be on a “panel” (I was thinking supreme court). Luckily it was far more awesome with a lot less old politicians. The discussion portion of the night was followed up by a performance. I couldn’t think of anything more fulfilling. Shedding the wall between stage and fan in such a delegated way is brilliant.
 
It was difficult to gauge this performance on a normal scale. It was rather different. The oddity of talking to and interacting with other like minded bands BEFORE performing is something I’m not used to. In fact, talking about Lagoon’s social media strategy amongst anyone but my closest peers is something completely foreign to me.
 
I do have to say that I got an inkling of something special here. It seems that a number of performers, or even those who put on this show, were a little let down by the turn out. However, RockShop is certainly onto something, and as it grows (and I certainly hope they keep this up for a long time) ingraining new technology and means of communication within the panel and discussion section will add to validity to it all. It makes me excited for things to come.
 
I’ll Spock this shit and just say “The success of the many outweighs the success of the few.”
 
I recommend everyone take a second and get to meet the other performers. I don’t need to say much else but I implore you to take a look, dive into these other musicians lives. You’ll see a lot of similarities and hear a lot of great music.
 
Aaron Perrino (Of the Sheila Divine) 
 
Lagoon ( YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT)
 
Do Not Forsake Me Oh My Darling 
 
RIBS 
 
I will include pictures from our set at the end, but for a more in-depth rundown, video footage, as well as an aggregate of the night’s blog reports check out Michael J Epstein’s blog  you can also check out Georg Capalbo’s Flickr for some panel pictures  )
 
Very Special Thanks to Charles McEnerney @wellroundedradi (for making me feel ok that I was a tad late to the panel) and Clay @mideastclub (We love the Middle East and Happy Birthday!)
 
 

 
Promo Video – Gustave destroys your soul
 

 
Gustave has decided to put our ugly faces to the test again and film us a Promo Video. For those of you who don’t know Gustave, he is the Manius (man+genius) that created our first video (Marisa and I also agree that he looks like a very huggable person).
   
Remember this?
 


 
 
Ok, I actually cant give you any more details on this project except that filming will start October 16th.
   
I am such a tease. Ahahahaha. Ok I’m not… I give it up pretty easily. You just have to ask… But not about the promo. I wont give that up. That’s my cherry. It’s my Promo Cherry. Wow, ok, not going down that road again… AGAIN!?!
 
 

 
STU…DI….OOOOOOOOOO

(said like Rufio)
 

So, Lagoon is continuing its transition phase. David has been diligently working on our studio, and is looking forward to us not playing shows for a little bit. Sadly, that’s what the rest of us like to do, and that’s how we get to love all over you. Trust me, it will be worth it. It’s like a butterfly, we’re cocooning. My analogies today are horrible.
 
 

Oh, Also, it was my birthday this week. Yay. I’m 12 now. Here is a picture of my sister and my girlfriend eating a gigantic pineapple gummy bear.
 

LAGOON

 
 
 
F**king bats are awesome!
  
LAGOON
 

 

2010 Biology Nobel Prize
 

 
“A description of the sexual antics of the short-nosed fruit bat earned the award for Gareth Jones at Bristol University and collaborators in China. The team showed that females who performed oral sex on their mates copulated for longer”
 
 
First of all, what does a bat penis look like? Maybe that’s just where my mind goes first, but really, what does it look like. I guess it’s a good thing these are short nosed bats and not the long nosed variety. It might make that action a little more difficult, considering the strange contour of a little bat face.
 
“It is the first documented case of fellatio by adult animals other than humans to my knowledge, and opens questions about whether female animals can manipulate males via sexual activity, perhaps in this case to improve their chances of successful fertilisation,” Jones told the Guardian. He planned to demonstrate the behaviour at the ceremony using puppets.”
   
 
If everyone who discovered a strange sexual act then reenacted it using puppets was given a Nobel Prize half of california would have one. Think for one moment… Where would be the most inappropriate place to have puppet sex? Yep, you guessed it… A Nobel acceptance speech. Not only that, where do you get a Bat Puppet. Not only that, an anatomically correct Bat Puppet. Oh that’s right, YOU DON’T. so that means that this guy is going to fabricate a bat puppet and bat penis out of some sort of felt probably, which brings me back to my original problem: What does a G-ddamn bat penis look like!?
 
   
Ok, lets get on to some pictures. A couple of these photos might be doctored.
   
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THANKS FOR THE BAT PICTURE JILL

 
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Me: I need a quote for this week
 
Tristan: WTF

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Lagoon Update: Show-Review/Preview, 5 Worst State Slogans

29
Sep
0

Hey Kiddies… Shall we?

 
OLD SHOW / NEW SHOW!
 

Hi friends. First of all, thank you to everyone who came out to the great Butterknife-Lagoon Extravaganza 2010. We had a blast, and we hope to be rocking with Butterknife again soon!!
 
Show Highlights:
 
 
Butterknife’s drummer made my ears bleed.
 
I never thought I would ever hear anyone play the drums louder than @lagoonmarisa… Well… I think she has met her match.

- 5 hearing
+5 Amazing
 

Because Kieran has an amazing beard
 
It is amazing.
 

That one random thing that happened…
 
After the show, while Marisa and Pat were fighting with the venue trying to get paid (literally almost fighting), I decided to duck out the back and go find our gigantic red love machine. So… I go walking and I finally spot the whale of a van in the corner of a ‘pay to park’ lot. It’s dark, probably about 1am, I’m not scared or anything but I readied my ninja senses and walked briskly. I opened the door. Hopped in. Put the keys in the ignition, and simultaneously turned on the lights…
 
Suddenly, I notice a young man urinating on the fence directly in front of the van (ass to bumper).  The burst of light and loud engine noise startled him horribly, and I could see the glisten of errant spray even through the windsheild. He quickly twisted his head left to right, trying to see whether or not he was getting attacked. In a few moments he decided to make a break for it and  run partly hunched over to the edge of the fence…. Meanwhile, I just laughed hysterically.
 
 
Here are some photos…. of the show… you sicko:
 
 
David

 
 
Pat

 
Marisa
 
 
Ok, looking forward:
 
We have some stuff in the pipe. And I’m NOT talking about the fact you, or anyone else, has to poop; Different pipe. This is the kinda pipe that music flows out of. One could argue that tooting is music, but… ok you get the point.
 
Lets start with the poster by @davidtornado

 
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This is going to be a FREE social media event sponsored by www.futurem.org and before we play our set I’ll be giving a little talk. I am totally used to this kind of stuff. I typically get up and share my feelings at meetings all the time. You know… the kind of meetings for degenerate sex addicts like myself.  But, to be serious (for once), this should be an awesome event. We are playing downstairs, all ages, free show. It’s going to be all about music, social media, and the progression of it all.
 
 
“Hi my name is Larry and I have a tiny…”
 

(remember you can download any of David’s posters in wallpaper, iphone wallpaper, and .pdf form on the homepage: www.lagoononline.com)

 
5 Worst State Slogans
 

 
So, a little backstory: The next day after the show David thought it would be a good idea to head on down to Newport to catch the final Polo match of the season. I decided to tag along, and it turned out to be a glorious afternoon (pictures after this  section). So, it might seem totally unrelated to the headline, but upon crossing state lines into “The Ocean state” I became curious… curious about states…  So, on a whim I pulled up some information on my sweetass new smarthphone and… lets just say I was amazed.
 
#5 Utah
 
Slogan: “This is still the right place.”
 
Religious jokes aside, Utah is still the right place for what? The right place to live? The right place to visit? The right place to tickle? Something is not just intrinsically right. Ugh. It’s almost as bad as what they have on their license plates: “Life Elevated.” Is that a pun or did my brain just die.
 
#4 Rhode Island
 
Slogan: “We’re not really an Island.”
 
It’s sad that I’m not kidding.
 
#3 New York
 
Slogan: “I love New York”
 
That’s great, what about the rest of us. Doesn’t this seem a little pretentious? I suggest you change it to “You know, you might love New York too if we weren’t so loud.”
 
#2 Oklahoma
 
Slogan: “Oklahom is OK”
 
Oh I get. It’s funny because it’s true! Hahaha. You know, that’s so funny.
 

#1 Nevada
 
Slogan: “It’s Wide Open.”
 
It sure is. It sure is.
 
 
Honorable Mentions:
 
Texas
 
Slogan: “It’s like a Whole Other Country”
 
My Version: “It Should be a Whole Other Country.”

 
Pennsylvania
 
Slogan: “You’ve got a friend in Pennsylvania”
 
I fucking doubt it.
 
 
 
And now some polo match photos:
 
LAGOON
 
LAGOON
 
LAGOON
 
LAGOON
 

NO OFFENSE LARRY

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A final, but potent quote:
 
Me:  I guess money cant buy you love?
 Tristan:  maybe he didn’t have enough

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